Mi Staff

I hav a reelly good staff that I like veri much. When I talk to colleegues, they are jelus, and I’m not surprised. Let mi describe the staf and yu will understand:

My humin: She’s my rite-paw persen. Shi even takes mi outside in the middle of the nite if I ask her. (I hav to stand on her to wake her up, but shi gets up.)

Mi grandhumans (both): They hav given mi a special chair, bacon for breakfast, laps to sleeep on, and potti brakes whin necessary.

Mi nanni: She rocks! Shi lets mi do whatever I want; shi brings over frends, including Hank, and shi plays with me and gives mi extra treets.

Mi teecher: I no pretty much everything, but shi’s taut mi humin a lot, especially how to speek to me right. Mi teecher also smells like turkee hotdogs. (They gro in her pockets.) How perfect is that?!

Mi groceree store workrs: Everi Sundae mi humin (she'z also mi driver) takes mi to mi grocery store. The humins here are the best. They give mi lots of extra treets, and I am happi to salute them!

That kat I live with iz not on mi staff. And I am NOT on herz either. No matter what shi tells you.

Graduaten

This fall, I took classes at mi local park (I like this park). Other dogz were in the class, too, but I waz the boss. (I told them all that on the first dae seven weekz ago. I only had to set a cuple of them strate a cuple times. Mostly they were good.)

Becuz it’s not summer anymore, the dayz got shorter and colder. I don’t like colder, so I had mi human pick me up alot. I also had a better vue when I was higher, and so it waz eazier to see if any of mi classmates were getting out of line.

On mondae, we had graduation, but first we had too pass a reely hard test with standing, siting, downing, staying, and lotz of other stuff. Mi human kept letting her leesh (what I use to keep control of her) get tangled arond mi legs. Shee lost us alot of time, but I still came in second. Yu shud of seen mi run when shi called mi—and had cheese. I luv cheeze, maybi a little more than her. (Don’t tell her I sed that.)

I waz named “The Most Likely to Suceed,” and I got a book. i'm reeding it now.