The Monster!

Last nite, I'm minding mi own biznes and returin home after going potti in the yard. Mi humin unhooked the leash i use to kepe her close and opens the garage door to let us in. The lite comes on and OHMIGOSH, the monstr from the woodz is inside, just bihind the door! He hissed; I yelled; mi human screemed.

The monster darted past us and ran into the woodz--with mi rite behind. I waz fast, reely fast. I cud of caut the monster, tooo, but mi human waz scared and she called mi back. I thot about pretnding I cudn't heer her, but when she sayz the majic words, there's cheeze involved. So i stopped and went back.

The monster got away. This time.