grandhumin & the wild kat

beehind mi house are lots ov treez. Monsters live in thoz woodz. i'm sure of it. The newist monster looks like a grae and white kat: big and meen. Evin meener than Miss B. kan bee. (ok, she's not reely meen; just kranki.)

Yesterday mi humin was gone (don't no where she goes everi day; she just disapeers) and won ov mi grandhumins kame too sea mi. She took mi outside neer the hauntid woodz. There waz the big grae kat. Being a terrier, i went after it. But it turnd intoo A MONSTER! It kame at mi!! Well, not bing a puppi, i yelled. i waz goin to charg aftr it sum more, but mi grandhumin pikt mi up. Sometimes its hard to bee small.

That kat/monster waz just lucki mi grandhumin saved it.