Top 10 dogz a sham

I waz surfin the internet todae and saw this dum article abot the 10 most populer dogz. What a krok.

Sure, be humin to a bulldog or boxer. Yu mite as well pet a brik. A podle?! Yikes. Talk abut snoty. All thae want to talk abut is themselvz. Labz just want yu to give them a beer while they scratch themselfs.

Whare iz the Jack Rusel? I ask. Nevermind, we'r to good for them.