Top 10 dogz a sham
I waz surfin the internet todae and saw this dum article abot the 10 most populer dogz. What a krok.
Sure, be humin to a bulldog or boxer. Yu mite as well pet a brik. A podle?! Yikes. Talk abut snoty. All thae want to talk abut is themselvz. Labz just want yu to give them a beer while they scratch themselfs.
Whare iz the Jack Rusel? I ask. Nevermind, we'r to good for them.
Mi grandhumins and nu puppi took mi to a place they kalled Snokwamee Falls yesterdae. The best part of the trip waz sleepin on mi grandhumin's lap durin the drive. When wi arrived, mi puppi sed that I had to stay in the kar becuz a stoopid sine sed "No dogz allowed." Who ever herd of such a thing!? It didn't say "No terriers allowed," so I shud hav ben OK.